Bible Found To Be Proof of Religion

Tampa, Fl -- Researchers at the Ancient Relic Institute have been examining the material evidence of the Christian Bible. They have come to the conclusion that this particular religion is from the first and second centuries of the common era. The relics that have passed through their hands contain actual words that are still in the Holy Bible in Greek. Later versions of the text in Latin have mysteriously tacked on a history and myth of the Jewish people as well.

Ed Dermont, chief archivist, dates the texts by the ink and the scroll used. "These artifacts are definite proof of a religion." The texts then continue from the middle ages in English, but Ed is not so concerned about these versions. "They are definitely edited, though."